Friday, June 23, 2017

Don't piss him off

Seen in a chart:
"Well, that's not so big, works out to only 563 meters."

14 comments:

Moose said...

So, you're saying you work out of Area 51?

Diane said...

Bet he/she has trouble finding clothes that fit.

Nurse Lilly said...

You just know they're going to have a medical student give him bad news.

Stacey Gordon said...

Yeah but that's in dog inches, soooooo...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but don't all guys claim to be 21948 inches?

Anonymous said...

Twenty One Thousand, Nine Hundred Forty Eight inches, so many ways to measure a man. In inches, in meters, in staking of hands, so many ways to measure a man

ndenunz said...

Check a serum growth hormone and an MRI of the pituitary.

Ms. Donna said...

Page the NBA.

Jonathan Swift said...

Don't. Fuck. With. Brobdingnag.

Packer said...

With a 32 inch waist

Anonymous said...

GENERAL: well-appearing god-like being, smartly dressed in a long, flowing toga and clean sandals; alert; no acute distress; accompanied today by his wife, Hera
RESPIRATORY: quiet, unlabored respirations; thunderous cough
NEURO: apparently diminished sensation in feet - oblivious as he crushed multiple cars in the parking lot, the whole of the office building, and most of my clinical staff; possibly hearing-impaired, as well - ignored our screams for mercy
PSYCH: pleasant mood; cheerful as he wrought apocalyptic destruction on the city

Remainder of exam deferred. National Guard contacted for assistance with disposition.

Javahead said...

Paul Bunyan?

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile in the pharmacy..."Okay we need a creatinine clearance." Round to the nearest increment of 100 please.

jimbo26 said...

Nah , that`s the patients birth date - 21 Sept 1948 ;-)

 
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