Friday, April 21, 2017

Modern medicine








Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary."

Ms. Thirst: "Yes, I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy."

Mary: "Okay, our next available is on Thursday, at..."

Ms. Thirst: "Wait, first of all, do you offer a beverage service in your lobby?"

Mary: "Uh, no. There's a water fountain down the hall, by the... Hello? Hello?"


8 comments:

bobbie said...

Oh, fer hevvins sake... And of course, he wants it to be 'artisinal' coffee!

Packer said...

Oh, crap I was hoping for another story about spousal shootings to cheer me through the weekend, I guess I will have to settle for the lack of concierge medical services.
Someone should take that ass and drop him into Somalia so he can savor the grittiness of life in the great beyond.

RC said...

Hilarious! I just went to my HMO yesterday (which I've had for 20 + years and this has never happened before). They offered me a beverage while I waited. And then the nurse asked me too! Step it up, Grumpy! lol

Anonymous said...

No, but we have several cases of Diet Coke in the break room

Anonymous said...

Just wait until Starbucks starts offering neurological exams.

Stacey Gordon said...

patient satisfaction surveys now determine your healthcare.

A. Marie said...

Dammit, Grumpy, cut it out. There's snot all over my laptop now.

Crazy RxMan said...

We have to keep a few bottles of water in the pharmacy because some people have to have a dose of their medication RIGHT THERE RIGHT NOW when they pick it up. The three minutes to walk to the front of the store to use the water fountain is just too much.

 
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