Anyway, we were waiting in line for the clerk, Roz, to review his forms.
Roz: "You didn't mark this question, about being an organ donor."
Frank: "I didn't like either of the answers."
Roz: "It's yes or no. What else do you want?"
Frank: "If I die in a wreck I want to be cryogenically preserved so I can be brought back as a living anti-zombie."
Roz: "Living... Anti... Zombie..."
Frank: "You don't have that option on the form."
Roz: "If that happens your parents can work out the details."
Frank: "What if they're already infected?"
Roz: "By what?"
Frank: "The zombie virus."
Roz: "Take the paperwork to window 29 and they'll get your picture. NEXT!"