Ouch on too many levels for this AM, just survived Hurricane Irene and due to the stress thought I might pay a visit to the lighter side of Grumpyville, what was I thinking, think I will go home and lay low for awhile.
Hmmm, well, regarding the naked, raccoon kidnapping guy in Bristol, TN: I have camped in Bristol, I have friends in Bristol, and I only live about 3 hours from Bristol. I seriously suspect there is something in the water in Bristol. I realize the guy arrested was not actually from Bristol, but he probably drank the water. That town is weird.
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6 comments:
So much weirdness it is hard to decide what to comment on...
1. At least the furry animal wasn't a beaver...
2. Wow. Just wow. Impressive films. DH has just informed me that I am never to handle my garden shears again.
Ouch on too many levels for this AM, just survived Hurricane Irene and due to the stress thought I might pay a visit to the lighter side of Grumpyville, what was I thinking, think I will go home and lay low for awhile.
Hmmm, well, regarding the naked, raccoon kidnapping guy in Bristol, TN: I have camped in Bristol, I have friends in Bristol, and I only live about 3 hours from Bristol. I seriously suspect there is something in the water in Bristol. I realize the guy arrested was not actually from Bristol, but he probably drank the water. That town is weird.
I have been intoxicated in Bristol, Tn. But, I ain't never been nekkid with a racoon in my car..but maybe a baby gator, one time.
Streakers repant, your end is in sight.
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